alright so we've got two posts up, 13 "original views" and more than likely our blog is probably only coming up in Google when someone decides to type in "random couple blogging about money and nothingness"... Which is totally what someone is going to search for, right?
yeah, she didn't think so either.... She knows there is a way to add keywords somewhere, somehow that will increase our blogs' chances of moving up the Google totem pole, so she decided to look into it to increase the chances of like-minded folk to stumble across our blog. Turns out this ability is called: SEO: Search Engine Optimization
Isn't it funny we totally understand those three words and yet at the same time really have no idea what exactly that means? Like, How exactly do you "Optimize for a search engine"? What does that really mean?
Well, she looked into it! And she had absolutely every intention in the world to post it all right here for your viewing and learning pleasure; Bullet point by sweet sweet bullet point... But 6 1/2 hours, 3 Coronitas (She's like, a midget folks, let's cut her some slack) and a bowl of cookie dough ice cream later this was her:
There's just no way to streamline every single detail without tumbling deep deep deeeeeeeeeeeeeeep into the rabbits hole...
It's one of those paradoxes... it's simply complicated. Hmm.. that doesn't sound the way she wanted... it's confusingly simple? It's.... it's just a damn paradox people, ok?
She thinks it's just one of those things you have to actually understand to even begin to try to break it down into layman's terms for someone. And we're just not there yet. But one day, when we are, we'll post it for ya. Just the way she imagined it. It will be a thing of beauty, she promises... she just may need a reminder later on... you know... like in never years when she finally gets it?
You might have to get in touch with Guy Pierce and ask him if he still has access to that amazing Time Machine from the movie (that movie was awesome...) Ok! Before she goes waaaaaaaaay further off subject. SEO = COnfusing = Frustrating = Do not attempt when tired and drinking coronitas. She ended up signing up for Google Analytics (free). We shall see how that goes. Even that was a bit confusing and not really "normal human" terminology... or she should say, it is, but it isn't (Another Paradox?!??!). I know what a "container" means to me in my personal life, I also know what a "container" means to me in my secular life, but in Google tag word terms? ahhhhhh no. We'll be sure to update any who are interested about how that nonsense works out. Ok, ending this long boring blog about nothing now... maybe when we figure out the SEO crap we can add the keywords "Boring SEO Blog" and spare future visitors the time! Until Then...
- Me and Him
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6/22/2016 04:37:31 am
Her - I've read through your first 3 posts on this blog and I am definitely entertained by your writing style! I'm also entertained by your situation because it reminds me SO much of myself when I first started out several years ago. My very first website ever was also on Weebly and I also Googled random phrases like, How do I make money online?
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